Cajun French
Cajun French (français cadien or français cadjin) is a variety of French spoken in Lousiana. It comes from the French spoken by the Acadians and is influenced by Spanish, German, Portuguese, and English.
For @nero-neptune
i really love making uwu soft bean banner jokes bc canonically in the comics he’s just as much of a little petty binch as mcu stark. he’s just good at repressing it (like many other of his emotions) but it absolutely cracks me up. i mean. dudes. just look at his face as steve is ultra-worried about thor jeopardizing the mission:
(Red hulk is thaddeus ross, and thor has a grudge against him because he dared to use mjolnir against him)
he’s literally just so done with the bullshits a super-powered world brings, and what his situation as the hulk brings specifically. to the point he’s just unfazed at the repetitive death threats and won’t bother stopping his breakfast here
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He’s absolutely compassionate, and caring, and understanding when the time calls for it - with his family, friends, villains he knows he can talk to (in thor vs hulk the entire conflict is solved by him talking it out. that series was rly good)
but i absolutely stan petty bitch banner
he’s just that good
make me choose → anonymous asked Ironstrange or Stony
↳ “Spare his life and I’ll give you the stone.” → insp.
“The world had ended, so why had the battle not ceased, the castle fallen silent in horror, and every combatant laid down their arms? Harry’s mind was in free fall, spinning out of control, unable to grasp the impossibility, because Fred Weasley could not be dead…”
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Headcanon that an outraged 6-year-old Charlie Weasley writes to an elderly Newt Scamander wanting to know why Gringotts keeps a dragon locked up underground and begging him to fix it. Newt writes back saying that sadly he’s been fighting that fight for years and no one ever wants to listen to him because the powerful families whose money is being kept safe by the dragon always shut him down, and that Charlie is the first person he’s heard of who’s as angry as he is about it. Charlie decides that day to dedicate his life to finding out everything he can about dragons so that one day he can free the poor Gringotts dragon. After the war, when they hear that Harry, Ron and Hermione freed the dragon, they celebrate and immediately begin petitioning to have it made illegal to imprison dragons so that nothing like that ever happens again. It’s only when Hermione becomes Minister that it’s finally signed into law.
This is the best Harry Potter headcanon I’ve ever seen
yes yes yes
Just imagine how that conversation would go though, like Charlie’s been learning about dragons his whole life, studying them, learning about the laws surrounding them, practising the jailbreak of dragons by smuggling one out of Hogwarts, preparing for the moment when, one day, he can free the Ukrainian Ironbelly from Gringotts.
And Ron’s like “Oh, yeah, don’t worry about it—we broke into Gringotts and used him as our get-away vehicle. He’s just chilling in the wilds somewhere now so, yeah. Job done.”
I want an AU where Ron, completely convinced that he’s overshadowed by all his brothers and will never be as remarkable or as well-recognised as any of them, just accidentally achieves all of their major life goals without noticing. They’re all super jealous and think of him as The Golden Brother and he’s completely clueless.
I’m not sure this is an AU to be honest. I mean:
Bill Weasley: Curse-breaker, works for Gringotts breaking into cursed tombs and distributing valuables to heirs. Ron Weasley both broke into Gringotts itself and destroyed the ultimate cursed object, a Horcrux. Check.
Charlie Weasley: Aforementioned dragon stuff. Check.
Percy Weasley: Social climber, status seeker, desperate for attention and approval from his superiors. Ron: Literally married to the actual Minister of Magic. Check.
Someone else add on to this with Weasley-twin eclipsing stunts and hijinks, I’m sure there are some but my brain isn’t thinking of them right now.
Charlie:
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